Psycho-Schematic

A wild and chaotic plan that somehow, against all logic, works perfectly. It’s an insane method with an impossibly successful outcome.

The Joker, Batman’s arch nemesis, appears to be psycho-schematic in the way he operates.

by Psycho-schematic August 13, 2025

Tamponzi Scheme

A social event disguised as a business opportunity, where women gather to sip wine, sniff essential oils, and pretend they’re building an empire—by selling overpriced candles, lipstick, plastic bowls, or garlic presses to each other in an endless loop of hostess guilt and Facebook DMs. See also: Mary Kay, Young Living, PartyLite, Tupperware, Pampered Chef, and “boss babe” energy.

Guy 1 - “My wife got invited to another Tamponzi scheme at Karen’s Friday night”.

Guy 2 - “There goes another $300”.

by DoctorP June 20, 2025

Tamponzi Scheme

A social event disguised as a business opportunity, where women gather to sip wine, sniff essential oils, and pretend they’re building an empire—by selling overpriced candles, lipstick, plastic bowls, or garlic presses to each other in an endless loop of hostess guilt and Facebook DMs. See also: Mary Kay, Young Living, PartyLite, Tupperware, Pampered Chef, and “boss babe” energy.

Guy 1 - “My wife got invited to another Tamponzi scheme at Karen’s Friday night”.

Guy 2 - “There goes another $300”.

by DoctorP June 20, 2025

The Kenny Scheme

Make plans, especially in a devious manner or with intent to do something what you want. While maintaining a neutral or positive benefit from both parties.

“My brother used the Kenny Scheme to trick my parents to get the new iPhone”

by しど September 25, 2020

Sci O Scem

Sci O Scem means: NO SCAM NO SCAM

Scammer: WHO WANTS TO TRUST TRADE FOR MFR GIRAFFE!!

5 y/o: ME ME ME!!

Scammer: Trade me your best pet first

Also 5 y/o: OKAY OKAY! I HAVE UNICORN :D

Random Noob: Sci O Scem

by Doggo's Simp March 12, 2021

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The only way you can predict your future is to make it yourself

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by Scheme_ November 23, 2021

Deposit Return Scheme

The act of shitting into a bottle and returning it to the deposit Return machine for 25c

I just deposit return schemed. It wasn't easy shitting into the neck of a bottle but then I cut in half and then glued back together after I'd defecated

by V falls December 28, 2024