Monday Rule

The rule stipulating that no one in your circle of friends with whom you typically discuss Game of Thrones episodes in can speak of, or even allude to, the latest episode until Monday. This is critical in order for the episode to be posted online for those without HBO.

"Bro, that last episode of Game of Thrones was nuts. So many people died."
"Shut up! Monday Rule!"

by RIFF January 22, 2014

Creep Rule

A person's a creep if the age difference between them and their date is greater than half the eldest's current age, plus 7. For example, if a guy is 30, the youngest person he can date without being considered a creep is 15+7=22; younger than that, society looks at the couple sideways.

Dude, you're 45 and dating a 20 year-old? You're a creep!!!! Creep rule is half-your age + 7, my friend. You should date my cousin instead, she's 30 and a freak in bed.

by Caramirdan October 3, 2016

Ponky rules

Slogan where everyone in the neighborhood looks after one another/ has another's back. Ponky is an abbreviation for Ponkapoag, a suburban neighborhood in Canton, MA outside of Boston, MA. Lots of parties, fun, #ponkahooplah

Police: Why won't you reveal who did it?
Me: Because Ponky rules.

by Ghhoste July 29, 2017

Roman rules

When a bro wants to fuck his bro but it's not gay, he just appreciates him as a male specimen

Hey bro. Roman rules right?

by jebatz June 17, 2020

no family rule

The No Family Rule is a clearly defined standard in joke telling. Passed down generation by generation from our forefathers who developed the oral story telling tradition after many an altercation resulted from poorly delivered witticisms. The rule states that “no person may, at the expense of a handicapped and/or health impaired third party, pass any humorous remark where such humour stems from said handicap and/or health impairment UNLESS the deliveror has a family member (no more than once removed) with that same handicap and/or health impairment”.

Dude, Jimmy just dropped a AIDS joke and I know for a fact he's got no family with the "slow puncture". Clear breach of the No Family Rule... uncool.

by ConcernedThirdParty October 21, 2013

kirchhoff's loop rule

When 3 dudes penetrate each other in a circle, the cocks in must equal the cocks out.

Dude, want to see a proof of kirchhoff's loop rule?

by SuccKing October 10, 2017

The Jess Rule

Under the Jess Rule, when another person has a yummy or interesting looking drink, you can request a taste and the other person is forced to share.

The Jess Rule is requesting a taste of your mates drink.

*Person looks at drink* That drink looks yummy, Jess Rule!!!!

by Drinking buddy November 28, 2017