retard

Alexis Henson McClure, a retarded blond who doesn't know shit from her face.

Alexis: Someone took a crap on the mirror again!

The rest of the kids: NO ALEXIS THATS YOUR FACE!!! god retard .

by DeathIsLife January 16, 2009

Retard

Someone who doesen't know the difference between video games and...wait retards arn't even smart enough to play video games. OK i'll restart...Someone who doesent know anything, at all and is bailry able to walk straight. Oh and doesent know the difference between HEVEY METAL and Soft Bluegrass.

Retard : Daddy what are you doing ?
Mom : It's been the million'th time i've told you I"M YOUR MOTHER !
Retard : i'm scared. or happy i dont know ?

by Blubid April 20, 2008

Retard

A word that people call me and I don’t know why

Girl: look at Sam he is such a Retard
Me (Sam):*barking at the teacher like a dog*

by TheGuyWhoIsAntiSmart May 31, 2019

Retarded

You

You: lol lemme search retarded next
*searching*
*found*
Retarded: you
You: im sed now :'(

by K1NGKA1 May 30, 2018

Retard

You

You are a retard

by Oneofthemannyredditusers November 20, 2019

retard

Half the people in my class who, unfortunately, are the only people who want to be friends, forcing me to be a jerk to them, to shoo them away.

GET OUTTA HERE, YA RETARD!

by This Is A fuck win February 28, 2018

Retard

Jack

Jack is a retard

by CHRISTOPHERSON123 April 28, 2017