Report Card

A report card is a piece of paper that decides how much your family loves you and how young you die. It also decides when you go out to dinner next, in most cases.

Child: My report card came today!
Parent: Let me see!
Parent: *sees F*
Parent: You're disowned

by a sad child who got an F December 28, 2020

rupert lennox

He is a cute little cavalier King Charles spaniel. Very mischievous and always up to know good. He LOVES socks and stealing other peoples food. He has many many nicknames like poopy, snow pup, Ruperten and lots more

Rupert Lennox is the cutest dog you will ever see (and the naughtiest)

by Rupertlover236 February 11, 2021

Rupert

A crack head with crack head strength, his attributes are cocaine, Heroin, crack, marijuana, crushed ibuprofen and smells like, ass, piss, vodka, shit, vomit, the road after rain, and the garbage can after seafood dinner

Bro you smell like a total Rupert
I know it was a tough day in the sewers

by Swampinius Masolai November 15, 2021

Reperik

Is a home repair buissness. It was created by someone named Erickson Fleming. Started in 2018

Erickson started reperik.
Erickson is sometimes called reperik

by Holylatgeed February 8, 2022

Rupert's fingers

Rupert's fingers is the local name in England for a hot dog, or more occasionally a Vienna sausage.

Hey man you want some "Rupert's fingers"?
Chill and have a "Rupert's finger".

by cannnibal of fish April 27, 2022

Repeat after daddy

When someone repeats the same thing you just said in a higher pitched voice

dolyn: yo whats up
micah in a higher pitched voice: yo whats up
dolyn: repeat after daddy

by johnathan pork July 12, 2023

Report fascists forever

Report fascists forever is an instgram page run by Derek Cohen Barnes. He is dedicated to reporting and exposing right wing extremists. He also has autism.

Report fascists forever just exposed lev goodman for being an undercover alt righter!

by Ireallylikethisdefinition May 23, 2023