Ghost Riding the Dick

Where a girl is riding you, hops off, stands next to the bed and jerks you off.

We didn't have a condom, so Taylour and I were ghost riding the dick last night.

by Rob Cooper VIII January 19, 2013

lip reading

Watching a girl walk towards you in a pair of tight ski pants.

Natasha seemed to be getting a lot of stares in her new ski pants. The boys were not listening to what she said, just lip reading intently.

by domino woodstock October 28, 2013

the person reading this

The person reading this....

IS A HOE AND DESERVES IT EVERYTIME THEY ARE COCKBLOCKED

some random girl(or whoever you are attracted to): *minding their own business*
the person reading this: well hello bb girl u lookin real fine today may I ask-
me: FUCK OFF YOU HOE

by Box that one gay kid May 10, 2022

reading

The act of sampling information into discrete data structures in order to enable fidelity with respect to subsequent time.

See inverse: writing
See a synonym: inputting
See an antonym: outputting

"Reading...ain't nobody got time for that."

by soloyoloyuppie42 June 26, 2017

Redding

Voted the Best Small Town in CT, Redding retains authenticity in the face of prevalent mini-mansion developments found in the rest of fairfield county. Looking for a gas station, restaurant, or ATM? Good luck. Roads rarely accomodate two cars at one time, but this doesn't stop us from pushing 60 mph. Although a percentage of adolescents attend private school, most of the youth in Redding develop their drinking stamina in the grips of public school. It's safe to say that most Barlow students have tried most drugs by highschool graduation. Kids have known eachother since their requisite involvement in youth soccer or lacrosse, and your best friend's dad was the coach. "Best car" in highschool was awarded to a super-expensive SUV, but the car you loved the most were your friends' old school volvos and you mostly traveled around in hoardes of Jeeps. We push drunkenness beyond all social acceptability, and listen to music that you will never hear on the radio. Popularity is a meritocracy; interesting people reign. Also, we're proud to be from a blue state and while the rest of Fairfield County voted for Bush, we were Kerry all the way. See you at the late night funk party!

He won the 30-rack challenge when he was 17? He must be from Redding.

by Officer Briggs December 22, 2005

riding herd

When you get in someone’ face or on their case to get them to move on something. Cracking the whip. Kick in the ass. Making something your life’s work

I’m riding herd on our goddamn government to do something!

by jay parker August 4, 2018

Riding the camel

To have sex with a visibly pregnant woman

Friend: Do you still have sex with the missus now that she's in her third trimester?

Expectant Father: Yeah. I was riding the camel just last night...

by B. M. Jay August 3, 2008