rectalenus

The act of having ones head up ones ass.

Barack Obama has a serious case of rectalenus.

by haywoodyoublowme June 1, 2014

rectal rainbow

When all the diarrhea has poured out of your anus (or whatever orifice it escapes), the butthole makes a promise to never flood your pants again.

I hope a rectal rainbow rescues me from the aftermath of that gas station burrito.

by ballsonyabeaver March 4, 2015

refactory period

The period of time after a major software release where software developers temporarily suspend work on new features to refactor (cleanup) their code.

Good job pushing out version 2.1, guys. The next month will be a refactory period. Please clean up all the the kludges and hacks in our code.

- Management

by VMP94 November 19, 2017

Rectal Database Query (RDQ)

Another term for a fabrication. An RDQ is when someone is making shit up. What they are saying has no basis or foundation in fact. They are inventing or perhaps just lying to you. In other words, they are pulling it out of their ass. And that, my friends, is what we call a Rectal Database Query.

Sales team associate's conversation:
Sales guy #1: I don't know how my coworker derived these sales figures.

Sales guy #2: I know right?! He must have used an RDQ.
Sales guy #1: What's an RDQ?
Sales guy #2: A rectal database query (RDQ)!

by Jordicolas October 18, 2018

Rectal

Rectal has two meanings

1- in a good way like if you catch a 8 lb fish it is rectal

2- in a bad way like if you are stuck at a family reunion and you want to leave and text your mom “ this is rectal can we leave?!!!”

It gets confusing at times

^examples above^

It’s rectal if you don’t catch a 8lb fish but it is if you do

by YOURFAVEMILY January 20, 2020

Naso-rectal-ectomy

The removing of one's nose from up another one's ass.

She should go in and have a naso-rectal-ectomy...her nose is way too brown..

by Just Right September 26, 2011

rectal cancer

Cancer of the rectum

"That loser has rectal cancer"

by Anonymous October 21, 2003