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redneck afterburner

When forcefully and repeatedly thrust your penis into the tailpipe of an ex's car.
Garret: Hey man, did I tell you about that time that my ex cheated on me, so I gave her Honda Civic a Redneck Afterburner?!
Jack: Oh my god, that's hilarious, I did that to my ex after she gave me a windy tuna!

Garret: Oh dude, that's Savage!
by John's fish market September 24, 2017
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Redneck

Alright fuckoroos this is what a red neck would say. Rednecks are a group of people who can get take a bullet and heal in the time it takes to make whisky. They only have two sides drunk redneck and sorta drunk.

Redneck angered is ranked like this

6. Son of a gun!
5. Alllright bucko
4. You just hold your horses
3. Well now just wait a minute

2. News flash pal
1. Listen here buddy!
Dad: get yer shotgun we got coons again

Me: alright we gon get em this time

Friend: ya know you live like rednecks
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Redneck gucci

Carhartt brand clothes. Only worn by the wealthiest of rednecks.
Jed: I see you broke out the redneck gucci
Jim: Well fuck Jed, its damn near 20 below
by Banana fingers January 11, 2022
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Redneck Handjob

A handjob where the person giving has a band aid on their finger
Mark got a redneck handjob from Stephanie the last night, gross..
by oneloadedcheeseburgerplease April 19, 2023
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Jackass Rednecks

A bunch of jackasses who drive trucks and flip you off down the road or you also see them out in the country causing hell yelling at you or their buddies while doing stupid illegal shit. If there names are Jeremy and Anthony and they live in Missouri stay away.
Hey man you won’t stick your ass out the window at the elderly woman and flip her off and ramp your truck.

Jackass rednecks I hate those fuckers.
by Kinglarsen84 February 14, 2019
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Black redneck

A black redneck is a lot like a white blues player. A black redneck wears a cowboy hat and boots, chews tobacco, goes to or participates in rodeos, drives a pickup truck, and writes or makes country music. A black redneck talks with a drawl.
The black redneck was at the Grand Ole Opry the same night the white blues player was at the House of Blues, and he fit right in.
by Solid Mantis September 27, 2020
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Black redneck

A black redneck is a lot like a white blues player. A black redneck wears a cowboy hat and boots, chews tobacco, goes to or participates in rodeos, drives a pickup truck, and writes or makes country music. A black redneck talks with a drawl.
The black redneck was at the Grand Ole Opry the same night the white blues player was at the House of Blues, and he fit right in. Part of hell had broken free and loose from the rest of hell, and everyone was too preoccupied with when all hell was going to break loose to notice, so they weren't concerned with it.
by Solid Mantis September 27, 2020
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