on some real shit...

A phrase usually used to signify a very serious comment.

Lets say that you're standing in the hallway joking with your friends when u realize ur late for class u would say something like: Yall niggaz be trippin, but on some real shit... I gotta go cause I'm about to be late.

by Jasmine Moore aka Peach June 11, 2006

this is real puma

1. When someone is joking and you want to remind them that it's serious business.
2. Something for real.

Mrs_Doubtfire: his face is purple
Cassy_007: thats not funny
sandy_pants: hes face is red
KEL29: this is real puma

by dirt nap January 8, 2008

Real woman

A real woman is a woman of virtue. She allows the man to have his authoritarian role, but also doesn’t allow anyone to walk over her and diminish her value and what she brings to the table. A real woman understands that there is a two player part in what a man and woman can build together, as a unit. I wrote this because when I first researched what a “real woman” is, I was hurt and felt disrespected because all that came up were references to a woman’s physical body. I find that extremely degrading because when I researched what a “real man” was there was absolutely nothing about his body. And everything about personal characteristics and all. And people wonder why women get upset and think men don’t actually value a woman as a person.

She’s a real woman. She’s everything.

by A real woman August 4, 2020

real rap

It signifies seriousness; means your dead serious about something or a situation.

Yo I'm gonna beat that nigga the fuck up yo, Real Rap!!!

by Boland February 15, 2007

The Real Housewives of New Jersey

A television show that features 5 middle aged women that are constantly clashing with one another. 4 of the 5 cast mates are related while the 1 was a stripper and ex-convict.

Teresa Giudice - Really dimwitted Italian woman
Jacqueline Laurita - Only normal woman on the show.
Caroline Manzo - Takes her family values to the extreme.
Dina Manzo - Carolines sister in law, two face.
Danielle Staub - The whole show's front story.

Typical dialog in a "The Real Housewives of New Jersey" episode

Teresa: Dina, did you hear about Danielle being a prostitution whore in the 80's?

Dina: Yes, and I have read the book and will deny it in future episodes.

by boxxybaybee June 17, 2010

for real

I'm serious. I'm not kidding.

You better not fuck with me... for real.

I will kick your ass... for real.

I'm for real.

by JB September 26, 2003

real life

The period in between lag spikes on Ragnarok Online.

1) "The server's lagging again! Time for real life."

by Trihan April 28, 2004