retarded monkey

When i a guy sticks his dick up a girls nose then cums everywhere making her nostrils either bleed or a little bit bigger.

yea so i gave kimmy a retarded monkey last night.- johnny

really know so how did that go?- kurt

She wanted me to do it again so i said hold on, ran into the kitchen got some ice and food then ran home.- johnny

why?- kurt

because my dick was covered in snot, boogers and blood!-johnny

by the urban master March 12, 2009

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ReidTarded

Not to be mistaken with retarded, this is a completely normal person who acts like and performs an act that is like that of a person who is 100 IQ points below them.

What did Barry just write? It was like he was ReidTarded.

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Wow! that is a ReidTarded tatoo.

by Tech Taller November 13, 2011

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Reedtarded

To do some thing so witless, foolish, and dull, that it could only be done by Reed P.

Dude I got so high last night I went reedtarded! I think I forgot how to walk!

by Hardpp696969 July 5, 2022

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Redtarded

Term used to describe idiot drivers who sit at a red light signal with intentions to make a right turn where it is legal to make a right turn while the light is red. Although there are no vehicles approaching from any direction, they still wait for the light to turn green before turning, while holding up an entire line of vehicles.

Seriously? This asshole in front of me just waited 2 minutes for a green light to make a right turn. He must be redtarded.

by Kampfire Desires April 16, 2023

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Retarded Prehominid

A Retarded Prehominid. Someone so spectacularly stupid, they cannot be considered human.

I wouldn't listen to the Bishop if I were you, he's a retarded prehominid and should be treated with the contempt his position demands.

by Bensonpup August 4, 2008

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Retarded Pain

A pain that increases so rapidly that all control of basic motor functions is lost and all you can manage to do is moan in agony.

Once while pushing a car in sandals my foot was in the path of the tire and as the car got right on top i became struck with Retarded Pain and was unable to push the car off until a friend helped me.

by Tw34kd November 13, 2009

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