bodice ripper 

An historical romance where the heroine has lots of non-consensual sex, which becomes consensual. The book needs to have a gaudy cover with a woman with an extraordinarily long neck, heaving bosoms, and flowing hair, and a brooding man.

She read a couple bodice rippers every week.

bodice ripper by Amaranth March 29, 2004

Bowel Ripper 

Heavy cargo coming through!

In other words: A fecal matter that provides an absolutele feeling of relief, but takes you on your last journey due to complete obliteration of your asshole. terally speaking, the biggest sacrifice one can ever make. Even though it is said that the dead do not feel pain, one that has encountered a Bowel Ripper should still avoid sitting in the boat crossing the river Styx.

Also known as one kind of "Catharsis" in certain unspeakable circles.

Hold my hand, Jean! Even if this Bowel Ripper will be my undoing, our love can never be torn apart like my bleeding asshole.

Bowel Ripper by Strong Swimmer May 6, 2009

ripper magoo 

What Bob Menery says when he thinks someone did some cocaine.

Tiger Woods must have been with Dustin Johnson in stall four doing some RIPPER MAGOOS before this putt.

ripper magoo by RIPPER MAGOO May 14, 2018

Rapped out 

1. Done talking
2. Not trying to continue the conversation

3. Don't feel like being bothered

Person 1: you heard Derrick taking shit?
Person 2. He don't want no work I'm rapped out.

Rapped out by @HesFromPhilly December 16, 2012

ass ripper 

1) Extremely painful shit. A very painful dump. A long and painful act on the toilette. Generally caused by lack of fibre and waiting too long to shit. A shit which may require assistance, either medically, or with a rigid spoon-like excavation tool.

2) A term used amongst well known friends, and best not used just anywhere.

1) Scott: "What took you so long in my washroom guy, there aren't any magazines in there when you come over!"
Max: "Duuuude, I couldn't go, I was squirming and standing on my fucking toes squeezing and writhing in agony. It was like I was giving a shit birth. I had a serious ass ripper!!"
Scott: "AW fuck man, not again, I had to replace my toilette last time you used it!!!! Why don't you just go straight to the fucking sewage plant guy and hang over the septic pool before you come to visit!!"

2) Best not used location example-
Max: "I would like to toast the bride whom I have had some special moments with before today - especially last night - I digress, firstly I would like to apologize for my scratchy throat, I spent the last 5 minutes screaming in the can forcing out an extreme ass ripper!"

ass ripper by psiscott April 26, 2006

Rapertunity 

When the act of raping presents itself in an opportunistic way.

Man, I was jogging a back woods trail the other day and this hot chick came along and I was like, dang, what a rapertunity.

Rapertunity by Tbagger#1 September 13, 2011

raper 

The way people with 1/4 of a brain spell "rapper." It is humorous because... I don't really need to explain, do I?

Dumbass: YG is my fav raper
Person with an average IQ: You mean rapper?
Dumbass: Wut?

raper by youngmillenial March 10, 2017