ass raped

What happens to you after eating undercooked burgers at Five Guys.

(after spending 20 minutes in the bathroom)

Friend 1: Dude, are you OK?
Friend 2: I now know what it feels like to be ass raped by five guys.

by Kericr January 10, 2008

ass-raped

when you in so much shit that your beyond fucked

fuck! that jackass just ass-raped my chances of scoring with that hot ass bitch, i almost got fucken laid.

by Fuck the shadow October 6, 2004

Reed Fail

when a woodwind player (reed woodwinds) cracks, splits, chips, etc. their own reed by accident.

Amanda: *walking around* hey guys, i finally got a new reed- (psffk!)
Melissa: what was that?
Amanda: i just split my new reed...
Melissa: REED FAIL!

by uberbandie March 7, 2009

Dorito Raped

The orange look you get from excessive tanning. Like the Jersey Shore cast.

"It's suppose to be Sun Kissed, not Dorito Raped".

"That bitch had a Dorito Raped Face"

by Weezy Johnston June 30, 2012

raped

To contain and utterly destroy the other team in their spawn area. Usually happens when stronger team flanks all sides.

"CTD just raped the hell out of us!"

by Bubba10 July 15, 2005

Reed Hartman

Likes sleeping bags and hot lunch with men. He likes taking it in the ass by his girlfriend with a penis.

Ryan and Blake gave Reed a hot lunch.

by Reed is a douche. February 2, 2005

Asian raped

Rapes that normally goes unnoticed.

If it wasnt for the smell of fried rice I'd never have known I was Asian raped!

Martha was Asian raped but the doctor said "medically speaking" she's still a virgin.

by Bamburito September 12, 2012