pudens

One who loses their virginity to a butthole.

Andy-"Yo dude, do you know why that kid's called Pudens?"
Greg-"Yeah. That's gross."

pudens by AndoCommando420 May 4, 2011

Pube Pudding 

noun: the mixture of shit and pubes formed when the anal penetration of the recipient causes him/her to spray shit on the pubic area of the anal penetration provider. Finally, the anal penetration recipient strains the shit out of the anal penetration provider's pubes. The finished product in the anal penetration recipients mouth is PUBE PUDDING.

"Danny, is something the matter? You've barely touched your pube pudding."

Pube Pudding by Colin Davis October 7, 2006

ass pudding 

The next morning after anal sex, a mixture of semen and feces are found in your toilet bowl.

I fucked Linda real good last night, but she left a nice pile of ass pudding in my john.

ass pudding by Garserdt March 30, 2010

Puddlejumper 

A small prop-jet that is usually used to cover short distances but which also scares the shit out of you because of all the extra turbulence that comes with it.

When we switched planes in Atlanta they gave us a puddlejumper down to Daytona and I barfed all over K-Fed who was seated in front of me.

Puddlejumper by C. Griffin November 8, 2007

Penis Pudding 

Created by masturbating or having sex.

"Sperm is just a slang word for Penis Pudding"

Penis Pudding by Erection Joe December 10, 2006

Puddle of Fuck 

1. A puddle of semen.
2. One who is rather large and acting like an asshole.
3. A piece of shit.

"That guy just cut me off, what a Puddle of Fuck!!!"

Puddle of Fuck by WTFIceman July 26, 2008

pudding butt 

A large sloppy ass that resembles the texture of pudding.

Miss Jones got that gigantic pudding butt.

pudding butt by penis nose April 30, 2008