price of eggs

Not actually the price of eggs or anything related to it. Just a sarcastic phrase used in a conversation when one tends to gloat off the subject.

P1: Yeah, ever since he bought those patches and pins he thinks he's punk now

Some Random P: Yeah Blink 182 and Good Charlotte are gay

P1: What does that have to do with the price of eggs?

by somerandomguy January 19, 2004

price check

1. A metaphoric phrase used when you want to point out a hot girl/guy.

2. A phrase used when you want a "score" for a person you find attractive.

"Dayuuummmm. Can I get a price check?"

"He had some gorgeous prices."

by Mitch Mangum November 29, 2007

Procedure WTF

when your bitch is going down and your about to cum, you pull your dick out with such force that it flings towards your stomach and you skeet in your own eye.

JESUS CHRIST! I PROCEDURE WTF'D MYSELF LAST NIGHT AND IT HURT LIKE A MOTHERFUCKER! I HAD TO GO TO THE OPTOMETRIST!

by ooglytoop7272 October 21, 2010

EVERYDAY LOW PRICE

EVERYDAY LOW PRICE was orignated in Bismarck North Dakota at Zimmerman's Furniture. By having the EVERYDAY LOW PRICE you don't have sales and the price stays the same today, tommorow, and next week, you don't raise the price to lower the price and call it a SALE.

Hello welcome to Zimmerman's Furniture my name is Dustin, at Zimmerman's we have the EVERYDAY LOW PRICE, we don't mark are product up to mark it down and call it a sale.

by Dustin Schmidt April 8, 2007

price

a racist 9th grade geometry teacher

ms price doesnt like hispanic students

by Monty Python March 31, 2005

sarah price

a girl that cares about no one but herself is selfish makes her bestfreinds cry and is racist, oh and looks like a lost puppy you dont want

"I hate Sarah Price"
" me too why do you hate her tho"
" Oh bc shes a racist lier"
" I know I hate her

by Ashley Rain October 18, 2010

price of tea in China

almost the same as "price of eggs in china" but better

What's that got to do with the price of tea in china?

by kial December 18, 2007