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ill change i promise

a promise made by someone when their partner is dumping him.
usually never works.
*kiersten walks in on chad fucking with a girl*
kiersten: OH MY GOD!!
chad: wait its not what it looks like
kiersten: were done! im done with you
chad: no ill change i promise
kiersten: okay then..
(2 days later)
(Kiersten comes home from work) chad you still havent done any housework?! im done with you!
chad: no ill change i swear!!

chad proceeded to not change
by kieralovedanny February 18, 2025
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getting my man to the promised land

Taking his virginity aka fucking him
You can sub man for partner or woman
Person 1: Where were you last nigh?
Person 2: Getting my man to the promised land
by Henithechaoticsob March 12, 2022
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