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Points

A friendly term shared between friends and used to define someone who is somewhat lacking in aesthetics (and probably social acceptance).

May be used to describe someone who has no fashion-sense, someone who has a bad haircut or someone who is just downright ugly, too fat, too skinny etc.
(After spotting a fat, bearded lady wearing a moo moo and cycle shorts)
Jim: Did you see that?
Bob: Yeah, definate Points.
by 'K' July 21, 2004
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scene points

points emo/punk kids get for going to shows local and big, usually emo kids...
"i went to a taking back sunday concert and all i got were these lousy scene points" on a shirt...lol lianna
by matt myers April 6, 2003
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Pittsburgh Printshop

The act of having sexual intercourse with a used adult diaper, Ejaculating inside of it, and then rubbing it on the local News stand.
Man1: hey bro
Man2: sup bro
Man1: pittsburgh printshop bro
Man2: yea bro
Man1: later bro
by Hackanut February 19, 2009
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points

1) an imaginary form of currency that has no real purpose.
2.)currency usually given after insulting someone brutally, and too their face
3.)currencry given for saying something very disturbing, and mentally scarring to or about others.
"Damn, that was cold, 100 points"
by Xeb September 1, 2003
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Ten Points For Griffindor

this is when you light someone up for the first time (marijuana) and it is essentially your award for doing so
Guy #1- Did you just get Sally to smoke weed?
Guy #2- Hell yeah! I got Ten Points For Griffindor!!!!!!!

or

c'mon just smoke it! I need to get ten points for griffindor
by Negro Thunder February 18, 2009
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points on the package

After 6 months of committment Rico is finally seeing Points on the Package for being loyal to his committee.
by Enaudo September 25, 2008
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Batty Points

A system used as a marker for how irritating, smug, feminine or stupid someone is. Like man points, batty points can only be accumulated.

They can also only be handed out by someone who has a significant proportion less Batty points than they have whilst also having a significant proporsion more Man Points.

Although not classed in some countries as a real qualification, most people will take your 'Batty Count' into consideration whether deciding whether or not you would be a good friend/mating partner.

Ways to earn batty points:

1 Ditching friends to hang round with women.
2 Feeling unjustly smug.
3 Repetition of bad jokes/unfunny catchphrases.
4 Not wanting to do something manly
5 Making a big fuss over minor injuries
6 Whining & Crying
7 Caring too much about your appearance.8 Making trivial mistakes which affect you/your friends situation.
9 Lying about how many Batty/Man points you have.
10 Trying to hand out Batty/Man points without correct Man Point quota.

Traditionally an individuals' Batty Count is recorded in the local 'Batty Tome' (working in conjuction with the Tome of Man) although more recently councils have been testing out online prototypes with varying sucess.
Person 1: Lol it's funny touching other boys legs!
Person 2: You just earned yourself some batty points

Person 1: You Said It!
Person 2: Five batty points.

Derek received ten batty points after it was found he had been hanging around with Ms.Steeple all day.
by Larsti April 1, 2008
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