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Guitar position

When a guy (or girl) grabs a girl by the neck and uses the other hand to fiddle down the bottom, aka choking while fingering.
Guy 1: I did the Guitar position last night with my gf!
Guy 2: I better try that on mine as well.
by PurpleMagma205 July 19, 2020
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Body Posi

A movement that aims to stop this culture of Instagram perfection and show what’s real. Real bodies aren’t perfect, they have cellulite and stretch marks and moles and rolls, and these people aim to show that.

Despite the word “body” being in the name of the movement, it’s actually a focus on mental health and how you shouldn’t sacrifice your mental health in the name of having a “perfect” body
*post's picture showing cellulite and captions it #Body posi
by RetroWiseman November 26, 2020
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Piss Positions

Even more of the many ways in which a man can piss! Again, there are nearly infinite methods, and these are just for guys (although women can also do some of these).

1: Teabag

Squat over target (toilet, stick, brick, another person, etc.). Start teabagging the target. Begin the stream.

2: Multiplayer Mode
Pissing can be more fun with friends! Try some of these methods with friends. (Warning: you should probably only do this with your closest and most understanding friends.)

3: Tree Climber

This is a simple one. Get in a tree and piss down onto the ground. You can do this with friends and make a game out of it. Here's an example: try to hit a target on the ground.

Women can do this too, with a little extra work.
4: Freestyle
The only limit is your imagination!
Guy 1: hey wanna try those Piss Positions?
Guy 2: sure, they sound like fun!
Guy 3: count me in, too!
by TotallyTubularDude January 15, 2021
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Jeremy Position

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by Dordobolong February 20, 2022
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Velma position

When your girl is wearing a skirt and on all fours looking for her glasses, you come in behind her and fuck her till she screams Jinkies.
Clarissa’s glasses fell off after she was attempting to hang a mirror on the wall, when she got down on all fours, Ken came in using the Velma position until she moaned Jinkies.
by Mothballz May 21, 2022
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Net positive

That sex with Graham was net positive
by Bateman69262 July 9, 2022
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Azhdaha Position

When a girl uses her mouth, 2 hands, 2 feet, omanko, and oshiri to bonk 7 guys and the girl resembles Azhdaha with the guys being the pillars.
Emily was so horny that she did the azhdaha position with 7 guys all at once.
by WizardxZhongli July 21, 2022
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