poon steady

To be regularly fucking two or more girls while still being single.

"Ryan, do you really have to bring Amber coffee at work?"
"Hey man, it's the little things that keep you poon steady"

by Bonjanglez64 August 10, 2014

Skeeter poon

When a womans vagina is so small or tights it's difficult to have intercourse but feels good once you get it in.

Did you hear? Jackee's got that skeeter poon, chad couldn't even get in.

by Goldenshisno January 2, 2017

party poon

a vagina often used at drunken get togethers

o thats a nasty party poon

by partypoon March 5, 2009

Poon Farmer

Somebody who has many different women waiting to be "Harvested." He can use the poon as he pleases, Whenever he wants

Guy1: Did you see Joe at the party Talking to all those women?
Guy2: Yeah he was Totally a Poon Farmer, and it was time for him to harvest

by BlackSteel December 2, 2010

Poon Tonic

An alcoholic drink that will get a girl drunk to help you get laid.

Dude what are you drinking, it's stout as fuck? It's poon tonic, I'm gonna go give it to that slut over there.

by teitezzy January 3, 2011

Poon Shui

Pronounciation: \poon schway\

a:(noun)
The practice of strategically arranging women in different locations of a club so as to maximize your potential of getting laid. It is crucial to the success of Poon Shui make sure the women are oriented away from each other, so as not to see you macking up on all of the other babes.

b:(verb) Aligning the genitals of your sex partner in a straight line opposite a television. This permits the male to simultaneously watch his favorite show while breaking off a piece. In the sixty nine variation, the genitals are closest to the television for the same effect.

a: "Rick had so many bitches at Midnight Rodeo Saturday night that he had to Poon Shui them so he wouldn't get cock blocked."

b: "Dude, Tracy was in the mood last night but the Cubs game was on. I had to Poon Shui her so I could catch the ninth inning."

by Doctor Switch May 3, 2009

Poo Poon

Slang term used for a butthole in the most informal way.

When Michael was viciously flicking Janet's clitoris with his tongue, the pleasure compelled Janet to eat Michael's poo poon with the same enthusiasm.

by Buttstuff30 November 29, 2020