A pontitician is one who is or seeks a political office using false, lofty promises with claims only they can be the ones to provide whatever promise they're making.
My governor is a pontitician because at every election cycle he pontificates during his speeches making grand, important-sounding promises so gullible people vote for him and then, after the election, he ignores what he promises.
by Bmanz January 25, 2024
Get the pontitician mug.Ponteland is a divided village in the north east of England in newcastle . It has 2 parts to it, ‘Darass Hall’ and ‘Pont’. Darass is full of your typical upper middle class snobs who park their massive financed range rovers on the side of the road instead of their 4 mile driveways and shops at the local Waitrose. And then the other average person living their plays for NUFC. However take a walk further up in the village of ponteland to discover the chav infested half referred to as ‘pont’. Pont is a typical housing estate for the lower class families in the village. It is has its own ‘shopping centre’ called Merton way just consists of a one stop, a local chippy and few barber shops. However take a walk down the back ally of Merton way to discover the run-down industrial estate to meet the local plug/ the year7s vape dealers. Pont also has its own high school which many of the pupils don’t like and also its own public park and leisure centre. Be aware though, spend to long in ponteland and it will drive you mad. There is also no escaping it as the local stagecoach bus doesn’t normally arrive for 10 hours!
‘Here ya wanna fly doon ponteland’
‘Nar pal it’s just full of rich cunts and chavs’
‘Nar bro trust hop on the x78 and meet this dealer in the industrial estate for wu 3.5’
‘Nar pal it’s just full of rich cunts and chavs’
‘Nar bro trust hop on the x78 and meet this dealer in the industrial estate for wu 3.5’
by user282881813 January 26, 2024
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Ponteland is a divided village in the north east of England in newcastle . It has 2 parts to it, ‘Darass Hall’ and ‘Pont’. Darass is full of your typical upper middle class snobs who park their massive financed range rovers on the side of the road instead of their 4 mile driveways and shops at the local Waitrose. And then the other average person living their plays for NUFC. However take a walk further up in the village of ponteland to discover the chav infested half referred to as ‘pont’. Pont is a typical housing estate for the lower class families in the village. It is has its own ‘shopping centre’ called Merton way just consists of a one stop, a local chippy and few barber shops. However take a walk down the back ally of Merton way to discover the run-down industrial estate to meet the local plug/ the year7s vape dealers. Pont also has its own high school which many of the pupils don’t like and also its own public park and leisure centre. Be aware though, spend to long in ponteland and it will drive you mad. There is also no escaping it as the local stagecoach bus doesn’t normally arrive for 10 hours!
‘Here ya wanna fly doon ponteland’
‘Nar pal it’s just full of rich cunts and chavs’
‘Nar bro trust hop on the x78 and meet this dealer in the industrial estate for wu 3.5’
‘Nar pal it’s just full of rich cunts and chavs’
‘Nar bro trust hop on the x78 and meet this dealer in the industrial estate for wu 3.5’
by user282881813 January 27, 2024
Get the Ponteland mug.The act of combining 2 penile shafts together perpendicular bound by rubber bands resulting in the look of a pontoon boat
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Sometimes you work night shift and get bored and just feel the urge to do some pontooning with your best bud
by Ling&Bones June 14, 2024
Get the Pontooning mug.The state of complete and utter confusion, so audacious and bombastic that it is simply its own state of being entirely; the ship of sense has sailed, so-to-speak.
"He just handed me a duffel bag of cash and fled the state, I was completely pontooned"
"John, you gotta get over her bro, she got you pontooned for weeks"
"John, you gotta get over her bro, she got you pontooned for weeks"
by ts-pmo February 19, 2024
Get the pontooned mug.When you're trying to confuse someone as much as humanly possible, so much so that it sends them into a completely separate state of mind/consciousness of bafflement.
"I've been pontoonmaxxing my shawty for 4 days now, I've been slipping LSD into her drinks and making her believe she's close to unlocking the ability to communicate with animals"
by ts-pmo February 19, 2024
Get the pontoonmaxxing mug.The useless act of speaking out for the purpose of hearing oneself speak. Posturing…, speaking to his employees who really don’t care what he is saying one way or another since he’s speaking solely to front himself as “someone one in charge”. Speech or written communication that is completely pointless, and only used to cast a favorable light on his insecure self.
Much like Pontification, usually full of shit. Actually, always full if shit.
A narcissistic personality disorder of epic proportions.
Much like Pontification, usually full of shit. Actually, always full if shit.
A narcissistic personality disorder of epic proportions.
Here we go, 2 more hours of Pontifikoffism.
Our voices and input is not needed, he will Pontifikoff for atleast two hours.
Our voices and input is not needed, he will Pontifikoff for atleast two hours.
by World Domination TC March 29, 2024
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