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Pontifikoff 

The useless act of speaking out for the purpose of hearing oneself speak. Posturing…, speaking to his employees who really don’t care what he is saying one way or another since he’s speaking solely to front himself as “someone one in charge”. Speech or written communication that is completely pointless, and only used to cast a favorable light on his insecure self.

Much like Pontification, usually full of shit. Actually, always full if shit.

A narcissistic personality disorder of epic proportions.
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Pontifikoff 

The act of asking for your team to provide input, then interrupting and trying to pontifikoff yourself to show your in charge, even though your team stopped listening five years ago.
Oh Christ, here it comes, he’s preparing to pontifikoff again.
Related Words
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008