Bench Press Blowjob

When a buff ass body builder chick grabs a man by the chest and knees or legs (depending on height) and bench presses the man over her head while giving oral sex at the same time.

Laugh all you want at Marla, but you'll never know the joys of a bench press blowjob

by The Hot Carlson April 11, 2007

Boob Press

A hug between two females best friends.

It was so good to see you Deanna! C'mere and gimme a boob press (Dre hugs her best Deanna resulting their boobs pressing against each others boobs).

by Aurora-Roo36 September 9, 2012

pressboard

A cheap-ass mixture of wood pulp that has been solidified and glued together with the cheapest stuff you can find on the market and then given cheap, easily-breakable plastic to cover the front and sides and sold in place of all forms of wood these days.

God damn... did you buy a pressboard cabinet again? You know how cheap those damn things are!

by yankfan1236 April 20, 2004

pessimistic hippie

a hippie who has a negative outlook on life.

yes! it is an oxymoron

but its just sexual like that

that chick is such a pessimistic hippie. She like saves the animals but if we dont help we are definetly going to die.

by Hippiemaaaangirl November 28, 2007

Press Check'd

To get pwned by a, or by any combination of the following:

-A graphic designer
-A printing press
-A printing technology/graphic communications student
-A piece of paper/several pieces of paper
-Kyle T. Webster (see "Original Design Gansta")

Guy: "Why isn't Photoshop working?!"

Graphic designer: *double clicks the Photoshop icon*

Guy: "…Oh."

Graphic designer: "You've been press check'd. Like a boss."

by PressCheck'd August 6, 2011

Pressert

The sweet treat you eat BEFORE having lunch or dinner. A portmanteau of "pre" and "dessert". Sometimes but not always replacing a "real" dessert.

We ate chocolate bars in the car on the way to dinner. Peanut butter cups, the perfect Pressert.

by pedalling pedant May 22, 2014

pheasant hunting

The art of stuffing your lovers anus with the pheasant feathers of a special pheasant down pillow that you have ripped on during the sexual encounter and roughly having Anal sex in spite of the quills. Bleeding is expected on both parties

Man i totally took chelsea pheasant hunting last night!
Jesus man is your dick ok?
No not really...

by Smitty117 March 29, 2016