Often referred to as "P-Groove". A highly mediocre jam band that sounds like watered-down Phish. Usually adored by fake hippies and/or people who have likely never heard music by more competent bands like Phish, Widespread Panic, or moe.
TOOL: Yahhh brah, did you go to that sick ass P-Groove show brahh??? That light show was some dank ass chronic shit
EDUCATED MUSIC FAN: I'd rather save my money and watch a Phish DVD. And Perpetual Groove's light show is way more impressive than their music.
EDUCATED MUSIC FAN: I'd rather save my money and watch a Phish DVD. And Perpetual Groove's light show is way more impressive than their music.
by EonBlue987 January 14, 2009
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Initiation:
The staff is already too small to cut from, so corporate will take five percent of your pay to offset what they call "loss"
Technically, it's not a loss at all.
Just less profit for those already lining their pockets with your grocery money.
Considered communism.
Everyone could still win, but won't.
Initiation:
The staff is already too small to cut from, so corporate will take five percent of your pay to offset what they call "loss"
Technically, it's not a loss at all.
Just less profit for those already lining their pockets with your grocery money.
Considered communism.
Everyone could still win, but won't.
CEO: We've had to make a hard decision today. Sales are down. To make up for it, everyone will take a 5% cut in pay until further notice. We will do this as a whole. Everyone is important to the team. We are a company of people. People are our biggest resource. Without our people, we are nothing.
Workhorses: So we're all now five percenter's. At least we still have jobs.
CEO: Fire one person from each market.
Workhorses: What an ass.
Workhorses: So we're all now five percenter's. At least we still have jobs.
CEO: Fire one person from each market.
Workhorses: What an ass.
by Upperdecker Jay February 16, 2009
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"Holy shit dude! That babe over there is such a fucking PIG (perpetual ice girl)!" I wouldn't touch that shit with a 30 foot pole.
by socratesnow April 23, 2009
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After effortlessly ramming through the least popular and least qualified Supreme Court Justice in history, the perpetual victims of the Republican Party continued portraying themselves as under siege by a left-wing mob.
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Indian guy- You will never be one of us round eyes, you are no red man, you don't belong.
1 percenter-All right gimme that pipe, Ill smoke it, Ill do whatever you want.
Indian guy-I didn't say you could hit this, hitting the pipe doesn't make you one of us. You have to blow up every one of the round eyes bikes to be in the red man club, if you don't do it you get hurt round eyes.
1 percenter-Could I hit the pipe a little before I get started on the bikes? I'm a little nervous.
1 percenter-All right gimme that pipe, Ill smoke it, Ill do whatever you want.
Indian guy-I didn't say you could hit this, hitting the pipe doesn't make you one of us. You have to blow up every one of the round eyes bikes to be in the red man club, if you don't do it you get hurt round eyes.
1 percenter-Could I hit the pipe a little before I get started on the bikes? I'm a little nervous.
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its like full of water and will slip out of your hands easily.....but now its pretty much just penis.
its like full of water and will slip out of your hands easily.....but now its pretty much just penis.
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