Perking

The act of pooping while jerking off

*gets call*

Sorry, I’ll call you back later, I’m busy perking.

by fummm September 4, 2021

perkbob

kwinny's papi chulo

perkbob is a papi chulo?

by TOUCHYTOUCHY69 October 27, 2021

Perkins ohio

People who don't know how to drive but to make up for that they have a good sports team.

I almost got hit by some ape driving a car yesterday in Perkins ohio.

by El Caydo January 21, 2022

Perkins

someone who swears they know everything and also has to know everyone’s business. they always swear they’re down but flake/bitch out. always stingy with money, rarely pay you back. swears they get bitches but often times is a virgin. they’re a square but always try and act hard. Also referred to as Perch Perkins.

Rick - yo let’s smoke up
Lonni - bet. mason finna shoot through?
Rick - nah, he a perkins

by G6Saitin March 21, 2022

Perking

When a person (probably male for hygienic purposes) jerks off while taking a shit.

Man I ate so much food on that date! She was so hot but I got rejected so badly, guess I'll be perking when I get home!

by RottenDeluxe April 29, 2022

perks and pain

top 5 airport player of all time perks and pain is the best

perks and pain how are u doing on this fine evening of April

by dietolive April 29, 2022

Perkins

“God wants me to sing over you”

No example lol, perkins

by Lolli01 May 28, 2022