Penguin Jeans

jeans that are so tight you can't walk right and kinda waddle instead

I so screwed! I parked at the other end of the lot and I'm in my penguin jeans.

by TheOriginalCareBear April 11, 2009

Penguin Swag

When one's pants are dropped so low (usually from something called "sagging") that they waddle like a penguin when they walk.

What would really give a full effect to this term is if one is using this "penguin swag" and is wearing a black/white shirt, black/white pants, and a nice yellow hat.

*Bob drops pants to his ankles and attempts to walk*

Bob: Dude check out my penguin swag!"

Billy: *smh*

by CBBeast_D1121 November 10, 2010

Penguin rage

when a short fat teacher rages in the class room

omg ms.@#%$ is having a penguin rage11111

teacher: "get back to your work and stop talking"

by straightupgangsta2 January 13, 2011

pittsburgh penguins

My hometown team, which I love. The Penguins have a lot in common with the Chicago Bulls (unitl recently): both have a 1 man history (Jordan's Bulls/Mario's Pens). The Pens were up and down and had several different owners through 1980. Then, in '83, the sucky Penguins were rewarded with the ultimate prize: the greatest player to ever play, Mario Lemieux. Mario was incredible, but needed help for the team to win. In '90, they aquied players like Barrasso, Jagr, Francis, and Samuellson and ended up winning back to back Stanley Cups. But in the '90s, Mario had cancer and back issues, but Jagr, Francis, and Kasperitis stepped it up and the Penguins made the playoffs every year from '90 to '01. But bankruptcy is now the downfall of the Pens (Mario own them now), who have a crappy arena and can't afford anyone but crappy players. Please keep the Pens in Pittsburgh!

Keep the Penguins in Pittsburgh.

by SteelTown69 March 29, 2004

Fat Penguin

A humourous way to describe a story used by individuals in order to break the ice at parties where individuals may not be overly familiar with each other or may not have made each others acquaintance previously.

The story I used was a fat penguin: it really broke the ice!

by ThePeej October 10, 2008

Penguin Shit

The Linux operating system

by Anonymous October 28, 2003

penguin ass

a description of one's behind that either
resembles a penguin's behind's shape or movement while walking

As Mancy walks past her friend, Tom, in the store:
Tom: Mancy you have a penguin ass
Mancy: I know

by noneofyourbeeswax900 February 1, 2009