Post Coital Niggalation 

The aftermath emotional state after a meaningful ten minute relationship culminating in a vigorous and twat stretching bunk up from a male of the Sambo persuation, possibly spawning niglets 9 months later. For example, Tyrone Thundercock, OG T-Dog or Tyreese Longschlong (or multiples there of) unleashing their "twelve inches a slave-ness" upon a usually drunk white/hispanic/asian lady down a dark alley or behind a 7/11 after a night out.

Becky: OMG, Stacy. I just got boned by Twelve inches a slave Tyreese! After he left me in a sloppy head I had a real Post Coital Niggalation....
Stacy: you never learn though, do you?!

Post Coital Niggalation by Dr. Phil Yagash-Anass September 2, 2021

posh totty

Male or female totty whose poshness is an essential part of the appeal e.g. well educated; mellifluous voice; charming classy manners; sophisticated conversation; expensive clothes; trendy address, etc.

"I've always been a push over for a bit of posh totty and couldn't resist the charms of Sebastian, the concert pianist. That silky voice and those smooth hands had my nether regions all a quiver in moments!"

posh totty by Witch of the West October 8, 2007

postal service 

A band created by Ben Gibbard and Jimmy Tamborello sending lyrics and rhythms back and forth through mail. Has the most crazy amazing lyrics ever created. Not to be confused with the US Postal Service.

Don't you adore the Postal Service?

postal service by Ellie April 17, 2004

Post-wank Depression 

after masturbating, the feeling you get when you look at yourself, alone, sweaty and half naked in your room.

person 1: geez troy, last night i got the post-wank depression hard.

person 2: well cuthbert, time to find yourself a partner.

Post-wank Depression by pooooose June 24, 2010

post to be 

Also known as suppose to be

Jimmy post to be eatin that booty like grocery

post to be by itsdatdude2010 April 15, 2015

Poser

Kids that bring their skateboards to school.

Poser: Ya, I'm just going to walk to school with my skateboard and not ride is so people will think I'm a bad motherfucker.

Poser by measingeneral July 2, 2012

Postal Dude 

A man who does not want to take it anymore, the everyday bullshit of life got to him. Now, you're all gonna pay!

The Postal Dude got pissed off, and slaughtered Paradise City. He said, "You probably thought you weren't gonna die today... Surprise!"

Postal Dude by GROMM July 23, 2004