A puffer poon is a big boned lady that thinks she is the best thing since sliced, toasted, ham and cheese, french bread with bacon on top!
by Monster Piel June 12, 2016
Get the puffer poonmug. by bp1zz1e May 25, 2010
Get the poon safarimug. Peter "Hey where's Guy gone?"
Lewie "He's over there with those girls, his dick is such a Poon Harbour"
Lewie "He's over there with those girls, his dick is such a Poon Harbour"
by Ding dong dang son October 30, 2011
Get the Poon Harbourmug. hey dude last night i was being fucked hard and my genitals were fucking tingling hardcore! Poon Tingle
by MJGC2112 April 7, 2019
Get the Poon Tinglemug. The protruding melon-like bump on a woman's lower stomach that reveals where her poon is inside her.
NOT to be confused with the woman just "being fat".
NOT to be confused with the woman just "being fat".
"Man, I love the way those tight spandexAmerican Apparel pants really accentuate a woman's poon melon"
by Rusty Van Dross November 7, 2012
Get the Poon melonmug. by broske!! January 20, 2009
Get the Poon Puntmug. Pronounciation: \poon schway\
a:(noun)
The practice of strategically arranging women in different locations of a club so as to maximize your potential of getting laid. It is crucial to the success of Poon Shui make sure the women are oriented away from each other, so as not to see you macking up on all of the other babes.
b:(verb) Aligning the genitals of your sex partner in a straight line opposite a television. This permits the male to simultaneously watch his favorite show while breaking off a piece. In the sixty nine variation, the genitals are closest to the television for the same effect.
a:(noun)
The practice of strategically arranging women in different locations of a club so as to maximize your potential of getting laid. It is crucial to the success of Poon Shui make sure the women are oriented away from each other, so as not to see you macking up on all of the other babes.
b:(verb) Aligning the genitals of your sex partner in a straight line opposite a television. This permits the male to simultaneously watch his favorite show while breaking off a piece. In the sixty nine variation, the genitals are closest to the television for the same effect.
a: "Rick had so many bitches at Midnight Rodeo Saturday night that he had to Poon Shui them so he wouldn't get cock blocked."
b: "Dude, Tracy was in the mood last night but the Cubs game was on. I had to Poon Shui her so I could catch the ninth inning."
b: "Dude, Tracy was in the mood last night but the Cubs game was on. I had to Poon Shui her so I could catch the ninth inning."
by Doctor Switch May 3, 2009
Get the Poon Shuimug.