Poodiver

A dude who dives into feces of another man using his dip stick (penis).

Jordan is totally a poodiver. He and Josh spent the night together last night.

by 843dudeman August 2, 2009

Poodam

When the movement of your feces is blocked by the dams in the bowels, otherwise known as constipation.

"Man, my stomach hurts so much! I must have a really bad case of poodam".

She couldn't relieve himself for days because of her poodam.

by toonya June 21, 2016

Poodle people

Someone who thinks their grooming/training is better than everyone else's because they got it from their mama.

The poodle people think they deserve (are entitled to) a life nobody else does since their mommy told them they did.

by Solid Mantis August 21, 2019

Venetian Poodle

A poodle that is not the usual pink colour, but is instead a kind of light brown known as Venetian. Not to be confused with ginger poodle. And very different from French ones - these ones come from Venetia.

Woah! Have you seen Josie and her Venetian poodle? Why isn't it pink?

by lollipuddle June 10, 2010

Walking the poodle

Masturbating. Particularly when done by a married man.

Something a married man does alone and ashamed.

She had a headache so I ended up walking the poodle again.

by AndTheHorse August 24, 2010

poodlesnatch

Made up of the two words poodle & snatch.

Defined as female genitalia, vulva, vagina, wagina, poon, cooter, etc.

"Mrs. Pearson is SUCH a poodlesnatch."

by Jesslyn April 21, 2006

poodle

Shark bait.

Poodles are good for nothing but shark bait.

by AmyLeigh October 30, 2008