Cutie Patootie

Someone or something so cute you want to squeeze them until they bleed.

The kitty is so cutie patootie I want to put them inside my mouth.

by MorbidCuteness September 10, 2019

Patoir

A stupid, frenchman who is a boy scout and has sex with a moose.

"You just had sex with a moose on your french boy scout trip. I knew you were a patoir!"

by TS1235 January 11, 2008

platonic valentine

When ur already in the friend zone and your crush wants you to remember it on valentines day

Hey you wanna be my platonic valentine

by Antrobar May 5, 2018

patooty

1.A very large hole gapeing from your bajesus.
2.A type of cheese.

1. "I'm gonna shove this wrench up your patooty."

2. "I ordered extra patooty! You Idiot!"

by The Marissinia October 16, 2008

cutey patootey

The word you use when describing a girls bum, when her bum is not one of those big ass nasty ones but not as flat as a peice of cardboard
WHEN SAYING THIS WORD U HAVE TO USE EITHER AND ITAILAN MOBSTER ACCENT OR A FIVE YEAR OLDS ACCENT

"Yo did u see that girl her ass was fat"
"yah but her friend had a cutey patootey"

by P-I-M-P G-A-N-G-S-T-E-R February 16, 2006

platonisexual

Someone for whom there is no difference between platonic and sexual emotions

The term platonisexual is for someone for whom there is no difference between platonic and sexual emotions

by DracoCharmer September 8, 2018

Patooshka

Patooshka is a name used by river people of the Black Sea. Often goes with "Grandma" or "Aunt".

"What is your name?"
"I Patooshka, I from river. I throw hopes and dreams in river too."

by Aunt Gertrude December 16, 2016