A pearston is the name of the mating call of a person called Preston. It is done by the Preston slapping his penis on the floor causing a slapping noise which vibrates within the head of females and attracts them in large amounts.
by Sahdude June 2, 2016
Get the pearston mug.People who are obsessed/attracted to Jim Parsons. Yeah we're obsessed with him just like how Joker is obsessed with Batman
Person 1: *keeps rambling for 30 mins abt how cute Jim Parson is* my gad i just wanna marry him.
Person 2: how abt marry a guy who actually knows you exist? hun you need to go out and meet people.
Person 1: i'm a parsonsexual, those things are not what i do.
Person 2: how abt marry a guy who actually knows you exist? hun you need to go out and meet people.
Person 1: i'm a parsonsexual, those things are not what i do.
by arisgrey304 August 24, 2016
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by asdsfdgfhjm June 6, 2018
Get the Pars mug.Refers to the behavior of a clergyman whom his parishioners view as "stingy with the till", whereby he seems to not spend the church's donations freely enough for their intended purposes, such as to help the community's needy, perform upkeep on the church building, etc.
Ever since that new pastor came to town, the chiurch's bankroll has indeed fattened considerably, but the church has gotten kinda dingy-looking, and the low-income locals have been complaining of feeling ignored and neglected --- sounds like parsonmonious behavior to me!
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Get the parsonmonious mug.You would love to meet a person like parsharie. She is kind, not the one to play with and loveable. She will play but at the same time she’s not the one to play with sometimes. She cares a lot about relationships and and doesn’t play when it comes to kids
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