A diminutive imp-like being of supposed British/Saxon origin. It is believed to attack the male genetalia of a target after being set out upon a curse. It tends to castrate it's victims and remove their genetalia much like an evil tooth-fairy. Can be found in the homes of many people who have gained them through misdeeds against Computer Geniuses and/or Message Board Members.
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The word "Penis-" is the latin word for "Tail" and the term "rex" is also from the latin word "king". Hence "Penis King"
Kingdom - Anamalia
Phylum - Chordata
Class - Mammalia
Order - Penisauria
Family - Penisauridae
Genus - Penisaurus
Penisaurus rex is often abbreviated to P-Rex. The P-Rex is often synonymous with the word AVBP.
The most common prey for the Penisaurus rex is the Danfag
In some cultures, the P-Rex is referred to as "Moosa, the beast with the 2.5 ton AVBP". It sometimes suffers from back problems.
The word "Penis-" is the latin word for "Tail" and the term "rex" is also from the latin word "king". Hence "Penis King"
Kingdom - Anamalia
Phylum - Chordata
Class - Mammalia
Order - Penisauria
Family - Penisauridae
Genus - Penisaurus
Penisaurus rex is often abbreviated to P-Rex. The P-Rex is often synonymous with the word AVBP.
The most common prey for the Penisaurus rex is the Danfag
In some cultures, the P-Rex is referred to as "Moosa, the beast with the 2.5 ton AVBP". It sometimes suffers from back problems.
The Penisaurus rex used its AVBP to crush the Danfag
Johnny is the Penisaurus rex.
Occasionally, the Penisaurus rex would suffer from Penisclerosis and would get a 28 hour erection.
When the P-Rex caught a case of Penisclerosis, it used its AVBP to smack Danfags across the face.
People worship the Penisaurus rex by repeatedly chanting "Moosa-Bhai!! Moosa-Bhai!!"
Johnny is the Penisaurus rex.
Occasionally, the Penisaurus rex would suffer from Penisclerosis and would get a 28 hour erection.
When the P-Rex caught a case of Penisclerosis, it used its AVBP to smack Danfags across the face.
People worship the Penisaurus rex by repeatedly chanting "Moosa-Bhai!! Moosa-Bhai!!"
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