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pastey

usually a pale, skinny, long shaggy haired, crackhead.
skin tone is very abnormal, looks high 24/7.
man thats your boyfriend? he looks like some pastey dude from upstate.
by andy Viet G style July 29, 2008
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Pastel

"go some spoons(lax sticks) in my closet....gotta get rid of some of those pastels"
by Brantford May 25, 2009
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wuff paste

the moisture / liquid that comes from a girls vagina.
i fucked this girl the other night, there was wuff paste everywhere, she was like a waterfall.

i was fingering this girl and she squirted her wuff paste all over the room
by juvevolta August 23, 2010
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Big Horse Paste

An elitist drug cartel who are exploiting the patriots of the USA through the mainstream media, forcing them to buy from a limited selection of ivermectin horse pastes without proper dosing information for humans, and which contains nano-scale tracking devices. Championed by freedom-loving luminaries such as Joe Rogan, Alex Jones, Tucker Carlson, and Sean Hannity, Big Horse Paste has been successful at duping even the most genius figures in the culture wars. President Donald Trump seems to have steered clear of Big Horse Paste, preferring an early-access vaccine instead, which did not contain trackers, and was deemed too good for the masses by the corrupt Biden administration. But he has been mysteriously silent about the threat of Big Horse Paste, likely related to QAnon plans that prevent him from acting before his reinstatement.
I thought I had finally beaten the hoax that the Demoncrats call Covid, but Big Horse Paste wins again, I'm now on a ventilator, please donate to my GoFundMe.
by guy full of definitions September 2, 2021
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posted down

P. Diddy was posted down at his crib the other night.
by seymour nipps April 12, 2010
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Pastied

A state of heavy, verging on ludicrous intoxication.
"Mate I was absolutely pastied last night. Was drinking vodka like it was water.."
by Bradomir September 9, 2016
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rectal paste

I bet he left some rectal paste in his tighty whiteys when that bus almost side-swiped him!
by Zoie Snow January 24, 2009
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