Obese Cuban

A form of Cuban who has forsaken his health and those who preach of it. Usually playfully doughy and to out of shape to play in sporting events.

That kid chance is a real Obese Cuban.

by gasen pfister January 15, 2010

Obselfless

Being obsessed with being selfless to the point of not allowing time for yourself or your family.

The mom that ignores her kids cuz she is to busy giving to the homesless.

The dad that is married to his detective work and not his family.

They are obselfless

by Camkayd November 28, 2011

Obese

Melony across the street. Super fat, fake, dark orange tan, small car that she has to squeeze in.

Obese people need to lose weight.

by Howdeethereperson August 3, 2016

Obese Hippy

An unheard of person.

Anyone ever seen an obese hippy at festival?

Nope.

Neither.

by Snow Pea - Digit El Poal S.Sa October 13, 2016

ObservantPillow

A person who is super cool canadan

Man that guy is such a ObservantPillow

by Gaylord234 January 18, 2017

obsequioid

Obsequioid - formed from the merger of obsequious and hemorrhoid to describe a follower who is always too close, almost like a shadow.

Every time the boss turned around too quickly, he bumped into his sycophantic obsequioid.

by SriArthur January 24, 2017

observability

In control theory, observability is a measure for how well internal states of a system can be inferred by knowledge of its external outputs. The observability and controllability of a system are mathematical duals. Unfortunately no-one in Product Marketing knows that because they drink too much, thus observability is a method of expressing how much hard liquor is consumed by your marketing team, as evidenced by the presence of robust sales, or or lack thereof.

Have you seen the latest sales figures for the Acme Company? Yes, and it improves our observability into these latest batch of resumes from their marketing department.

by truantguy May 5, 2017