by LGBT-Definitions January 18, 2023
Get the moth mindmug. When a person is dirty minded, they think abt anything weird, even Yum-Yum Fats from you chest..
They will probably think of something sexual more often then a person that isnt dirty minded.
like if you find 2 basketballs and someone gave you a stick.. wtf would that be if you put it in the centre of the 2 basketballs..
They will probably think of something sexual more often then a person that isnt dirty minded.
like if you find 2 basketballs and someone gave you a stick.. wtf would that be if you put it in the centre of the 2 basketballs..
*You*: Hey!! Do you know what starts with p, is inside pants and you can put something in it??
*Dirty minded friend*: Uhh.. i dont think you wanna know
*You*: ITS A POCKET!!
*Dirty minded friend*: oh.. i thought it was something uhh.. lets say dirty-
*Dirty minded friend*: Uhh.. i dont think you wanna know
*You*: ITS A POCKET!!
*Dirty minded friend*: oh.. i thought it was something uhh.. lets say dirty-
by 2DRY4U December 9, 2021
Get the Dirty Mindmug. When you cant think or work because you have to take a huge shit, but you cant get up off your chair.
by spynyc July 29, 2016
Get the Mind Dumpinmug. When your so high you have gone to another level, beyond clouds and even life itself. Your just above everyone looking down at life.
Guy 1: Have you notice that the sun follows us where ever we go?
Guy 2: Dude you have an ascended mind and you need to write a book on life and shit.
Guy 1: Woooooooooooooooooooord.
Guy 2: Dude you have an ascended mind and you need to write a book on life and shit.
Guy 1: Woooooooooooooooooooord.
by NYGizzle In Ur Mizzle May 11, 2011
Get the Ascended Mindmug. When a middle aged mom of three gets a wicked bad headache and needs some "me time" so she can get her body/mind/soul straightened out so she can get back to Zumba-ing.
Lisa went to the ER and after a battery of tests was unfortunately diagnosis with severe case of a contraction of the mind. The doctor prescribed her 2 Tylenol and ensured she'd be getting her groove back before she knew it...
by Dr . Rob Parkway Party March 19, 2023
Get the Contraction of the mindmug. It's a word you use when someone is being kinda sus, Like when you say something but someone hears it inappropriately.
Person 1: OMG THAT'S REALLY BIG
Person 2: ...WHAT ARE THEY DOING?
Person 2: *opens door*
Person 1: hm?
person 3: we were just talking about how big my closet was
person 2: oh ok...
person 2: *closes door*
person 2: I'm Dirty Minded
Person 2: ...WHAT ARE THEY DOING?
Person 2: *opens door*
Person 1: hm?
person 3: we were just talking about how big my closet was
person 2: oh ok...
person 2: *closes door*
person 2: I'm Dirty Minded
by NikkiiAlann (❁´◡`❁) December 16, 2021
Get the dirty mindmug. The action of being diverted from one conversation to another in an instant, and remembering getting diverted when the conversation comes around again.
by -=TyranT=- June 6, 2010
Get the Mind Ductmug.