next door neighbours mice

when you find someone attractive

mmmmmmm..he's/she's a proper
next door neighbours mice!

by lou December 10, 2003

your next door neighbors goat

The most epic comeback response since "your mum" it will leave the person your owning comebackless, no response can top this one.

Ellen: Your mums fat
William: Your next door neighbors goat's fat.

Robert: Your gay
William: Your next door neighbors goat's gay

by bigwillyp January 27, 2010

hope his next shite's a hedgehog

To wish pain upon someone the next time they attempt to excrete faeces from their body.

Person One: Nacho Novo stamped on someone again in the game on Saturday
Person Two: Can't stand that wee rat. I hope his next shite's a hedgehog.

by Anonymous Chrysanthemum May 26, 2009

what we got next mate?

A simple Term uttered most commonly by a person in Secondary School who hasn't got a fucking clue what the next class is.

Person one; Yo what we got next mate?
Person two: How should I know I'm dogin the next class.

by MATE I HUD A ACCIDENT BOI HELP November 20, 2019

From one pussy to the next

When a girl fingers herself and then cuddles with her cat.

I was horny and lonely so I went from one pussy to the next.

by UnderscoremyTilde May 6, 2009

some dumb cunt next door

That old lady Next door that everyone hates.

Who was the yelling? Some dumb cunt next door.

by Not Bob The builder. May 31, 2017

See-You-Next-Tuesday Syndrome

A disease that makes a person act sassy, entitled, bratty, rotten, and impolite; or, in other words, acting like a sassy cunt. This is common for bratty teenage girls who have terrible attitude problems, and over-controlling and domineering housewives. A great treatment for See-You-Next-Tuesday Syndrome is putting a foot up the sufferer's ass.

"My wife used to be a sweetheart when we married, but now she must have See-You-Next-Tuesday Syndrome because she acts like she owns me like a dog on a leash. What a cunt!"

by My Dog Has Hitler's Brain December 20, 2020