Nose Freestyle

The act of drunk freestyling using a mobile phone video in close proximity to the nose, thus making the nose appear enormous and over-bearing in the freestyle.

Oi blood, did you see Bad Man P's Nose Freestyle from last friday? .....Ill bluetooth it to you den blood!

by DatBadMan P August 13, 2009

Nose avalanche

When a girl has to sneeze after you've unloaded in her mouth while holding her hand in front, resulting in the jizz coming out through her nose.

Originated as a variation on snowballing.

Jay: Yo, Frizzle's girl had a nose avalanche yesterday, she was all allergic and had to sneeze.

Lawrence: Rly? Trippin' balls.

by The_Jay March 4, 2010

nose-cheater

Someone who wears a pandemic mask in public but allows their nostrils to peak over the top of the mask.

Most people I've observed in public are wearing masks, but every once in awhile I'll see a nose-cheater among them, as if their nostrils are somehow incapable of spewing Covid-19. You might as well use a condom with two holes in it!

by Metaphoru May 16, 2020

noseeum

a little bug that is hardly visible that bites the hell out of your ankles usually found down in Florida

The noseeums bit the hell out of me last night

by chillcat May 30, 2003

Double Barrel Shotgun Nose

When someone has nostrils that look like blow holes. Just pray they don't look up and spray on you.

His double barrel shotgun nose could hold cantaloupes.

by ccharmon January 4, 2009

monthly nosebleed

The male equivalent of female menstruation. This term is used in the context of a male suffering from PMS-type symptoms (eg crabby, moody, aggressive).

Guy 1: What's wrong with you, man? Why are you so pissed off?

Guy 2: Sorry, I must be due for my monthly nosebleed.

by Busted Hyman July 5, 2006

French nose

a long, bulbous nose

Cyrano de Bergerac has a typical French nose.

by ScottX October 22, 2006