A highly technical geek who is completely oblivious to the world around him/her. Earth Noobs have considerable difficulty performing routine human activities such as: cooking, buying stylish clothes, combing their hair, speaking with the opposite sex, and generally being good at "real" life.
The earth noob had no problem in developing the new payroll database, but was unable to compile an unwrinkled matching outfit.
by Rasta O. Farian May 20, 2008
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Another term for scat porn. The term originated in Southeast Asia and is often used when one wants to perform a sexual act involving feces with their sex partner.
by cringe terminator September 30, 2019
The days following a holiday in which noobs receive video games that are a year (or more) old; while the non-noobs move on to a sequel, the noobs provide easy kills/XP for those who still do not have the sequel and are not noobs.
Person 1: Dude I have 5000 points in kills in Assasin's Creed Brotherhood multiplayer.
Person 2: Don't you have the sequel yet?
Person 1: No, I have no cash. But it's noob season out here. I'm almost to level 50.
Person 2: Don't you have the sequel yet?
Person 1: No, I have no cash. But it's noob season out here. I'm almost to level 50.
by GhostofSparta010 December 29, 2011
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by aRandomNoob7 November 15, 2020
Gerald is getting shot at and needs to get around a corner, while he is getting around the corner he is also doing the Noob Swerve in real life.
by JOLT3D July 29, 2012