NFL

(Nigga-fo-life)

Originated by the best people on this god damn planet.

YOU'RE MY NFL.

by Jizz in my pants September 21, 2012

NFI

"Not Fucking Invited."

- Guest X: Did you see creepy Asian guy was at the Christmas party last night slobbering on everyone?
- Annoyed Host: Yeah, he was obviously NFI.

by poliparty December 5, 2010

nftc

Short for "news from the cube," a popular Twitter hashtag that people use when describing events while tweeting at work.

My coworker farted not-so-discretely and I'm pretty sure there's a dead squirrel in his intestines. #nftc

by The Collared Sheep January 20, 2011

NFLB

A GameFAQs board where video game nerd NFL fans try to show off their NFL knowledge by spouting off useless homer diatribes into the sunset.

I go on the NFLB every day to check up on all the recent bomb threats in Baltimore, Cam captives in Carolina, and slashings in Cincinnati.

by Rafaelv N'dinski July 6, 2012

NFC

Auto-correction of BFF, also stands for "No Fucking Children". A pledge you make with someone to stay abstinent for eternity so you can live together as old BFF's without annoying children to distract you from your friendship. Commonly used in Northern California.

Friend 1: "Dude, NFC's for life!!"
Friend 2: "For sure, bro!"

by thepurpleelephant March 29, 2015

Nfo

Nfo stands for "now fuck off"

Here's the files you asked. Nfo.

by Devitivity September 29, 2018

NFM

Nicest Fucking Mum
The mum who swears, eats chocolate in the bathroom so she doesn’t have to share, pours a drink 2pm any day of the week because her kids are driving her mental, says ‘No’, admits when she’s having a shitter of a time and isn’t ashamed of it. Doesn’t pussy foot around the fact that parenting is fucking hard work. At times, considers running away and never returning. Throws up the NFM Club sign at the mall.

NFM “My kids have been a nightmare today, I just need a drink”

FRIEND “It’s only 2pm and it’s Tuesday”

NFM “Fucking irrelevant. Get me a glass pronto, these kids are doing my head in”

by Gettinitdun January 17, 2020