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mushroom 

A fun guy. As in the plural of fungus or mushroom: fungi
I love hanging out with him... That guy is a mushroom!
mushroom by im.so.vegas March 19, 2008

Mushroom Slap

When a guy takes his hard dick, and swings it as hard as he can, hitting a person (hopefully a girl) on her body with his mushroom. If done correctly it will leave a mushroom imprint for several minutes with a lasting red spot afterwards.

(not easy to do)
ex) mushroom slap her in the face and it will leave a mark. very funny. total ownage

purple mushroom 

When a bitch is polishing your knob, and you ram your member into the side of her cheeck (from the inside) hard enough to leave a bruise.
Janette was talking funny for a few days after I gave her a purple mushroom.
purple mushroom by DrLaser May 2, 2003

the kombucha mushroom people 

The first lyric to the song ''Sugar'' by System of a Down. Its one of their best songs.
The kombucha mushroom people sitting around all day! Who can believe you? Who can believe you? Let your mother pray! SUGAR!!!!!!

Mushroom eye 

The Act Of Blacking someones eye with a mushroom slap ( a solid slap of the penis to the facial region)
I gave her a mushroom eye when she didn't shut up last night.
Mushroom eye by SGH July 25, 2008

Mushroomhead 

The Best Band In The world which started locally at Cleveland, Ohio October 1993. Jeffrey Nothing who is in the band has the best voice ever. Slipknot is nothing compared to these guys. All their Cds are awesome, get them. Keyboards with a piano makes their music very unique. Look up Greatness and Perfect.
Can't compare them to anything
Mushroomhead by Andrew July 12, 2004