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mustard pimp

mustard pimp killed they're set, best dj group ive ever seen live and ever heard, period
by Pope Rellik October 30, 2011
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cusp mustard

the state of which the cusp of your penis discharges a substance that resembles the tase and texture of mustard.
shanon walked into the room and proceeded to tell us about the nasty cusp mustard on her boyfreinds dick.
by schmibones August 4, 2009
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Hot Yellow Ass Mustard

Hot Yellow Ass Mustard: the result of anally straining oneself beyond one's limits then exposing that matter to a heated element.
After we ate the bean burrito we had a farting contest in which Matt pushed too hard and sprayed ass mustard all over the space heater causing it to become hot yellow ass mustard.
by Frankendouche September 11, 2005
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Mustard

A derogatory term for any homosexual of Hispanic descent - especially Mexican - or those who very closely associate with such persons.
I walked in on Juan and Pedro last night - the mental image of those passionate mustards will haunt me until my dying days...
by Golgomath May 9, 2010
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mustard cake

After eating chicken wings and drinking beer, most likely your crap will look like a faint yellow pasty material - this is a mustard cake.
I just dropped some pasty shit after eating chicken wings and drinking beer and my crap looks like a mustard cake.
by zinger084 March 7, 2007
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Mustard Nuts

On hot days your ass and nuts start sweating, and some of your butt sauce begins migrating to your nutsack across your taint, causing irritation and general discomfort
I had serious mustard nuts yesterday while mowing the lawn.
by MonkeyMan1140 May 3, 2009
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Mustard dispenser

A sex act in which a man has reverse cowgirl anal sex with a pregnant woman and in the middle of sex punches her in the stomach so hard she aborts the fetus then and there and drips said fetus onto the mans genitals.
Sally: Speaking of clinics I need to go to there and see if I'm charring, unless of course you wanna do the mustard dispenser ;)

Linus: What the fuck is the mustard dispenser...
by ojo_tango July 15, 2021
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