Drunk Monocle Effect

When your stupid hammered and you think you are being witty or smart or sophisticated, but your really just a drunk fool making an ass out of yourself.

You get pulled over....

Reality: Don't touch me pig, BRUTALITY, BRUTALITY.

Drunk Monocle Effect: Good Morrow Officer, I know the law very well and in RCW 10.72.30 states that you may not perform a legal search of said premises without written or oral consent. If I am not be arrested or put into custody than I will take to my motor carriage and be on my way.

by MRBIZZYNUTS February 21, 2011

munching moocher

Your friend who almost always has no money and will try to mooch a few fries or a bite of your meal

Olivia was always a munching moocher and eventually no one would sit with her at lunch

by von groovy May 4, 2019

scooch a mooch

move up a bit

scooch a mooch i cant see!

by i.b.o.y December 9, 2017

smooches, not mooches

Variant of the once-popular "hugs, not drugs", this expression extols the virtues of giving someone semi-intimate affection as a "reward" or "payment" for physical/financial/material assistance or other favor that the person does for you, rather than just shamelessly begging to have said assistance given to you for free.

Tiffany didn't have gas-money for a ride to pick up a cartful of groceries at the supermarket, but she insisted on reimbursing me anyway with five minutes of warm-hearted lip-locks and gratitude-filled arms-wrapped-around shoulder-blade scrunchies after we got back to her house again --- she knows da value of a dollar and a friend's time/effort, and so she dedicatedly maintains a "smooches, not mooches" policy.

by QuacksO July 28, 2018

Mooch

the king of the monkeys, who is filled with beans, and speaks in a high voice

Mooch likes to hang out on the bed all day long.

by Daddio May 26, 2004

mooch

It signifies love between two best friends a and b.
You can also show it like: moochily; meaning much i love you. But then again you cant because your not one of the two girls it applies to...shame on you :)

alice loves beth mooch, it can be used in conjunction with head i.e: moochead

by A*c*e May 5, 2007

moocher

an individual who, during a halo game, watches a battle between two players in splitscreen play and then jumps in and attempts to slay the winning individual in the forementioned battle.

Wow connor, you are sucha moocher

by GOOOOOOOOOOOOOD January 23, 2008