Oxford Moron

An oxymoron in pun form. A contradiction in terms - Oxford - the university which only accepts the brightest... Moron - an individual with less intelligence than the ones who decide these matters consider normal.

Jumbo shrimp is an oxford moron.

by b-tex1 May 4, 2009

oxy moron

two words in a phrase that seemingly contradict eachother

military intelligence
mature student

by darkstrEam January 30, 2004

Mormon

-1/4th shot of lemon juice

-3/4th shot of Captain Morgan

Mixing Captain "Mor"gan and Le"mon" making "Mormon"

by Jmill3 November 16, 2010

mormonster

A desciple of the mormon faith who trolls neighborhoods throughout the day, going door-to-door in an attempt to recruit non-believers

Watch out! Do not look directly into the eyes of the mormonster, lest ye be entrapped in its vile grips!

by mrbobandthehappyvalkyrie December 18, 2008

Mormonlandia

a term used to describe the entire state of Utah, of which is predominately occupied by those of the Mormon (LDS) faith.

To be absolved of the sins I committed in Las Vegas, I plan to make a pilgrimage to Mormonlandia.

by KILLERBEE July 26, 2007

Maroon 5

The band that Lance Bass and George Micheal have erotic fantasies to. Words cannot describe how terrible this group is. They call themselves Funk, but sound more like downs-syndromed Reggae laced with mainstream Pop. Their fanbase consists of poor, helpless junior high school girls who don't have souls.

Maroon 5 make the Beach Boys look badass.

by Themanthatyoufear October 21, 2011

molly mormon

A member of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints that actively follows and participates in their religion. This phrase traces its origin back to Las Vegas. Opposite of jack mormon

1: Is Katie coming to the party this weekend?
2: no dude, she's a molly mormon.

by JFLV November 16, 2004