morninger 

1. a morning newspaper.
2. sex in the mornings.
3. a person who gets active in the mornings.

1. Most papers are morningers.
2. I think a morninger is interesting due to morning wood.
3. Most people are morningers because they are fresh at the time.

morninger by uttam maharjan August 29, 2012

Morning Before 

The opposite of morning after where an individual feels fine without any headaches or such before he/she parties and gets drunk all night long. Unlike the morning after, where you have to deal with killer headaches, you will feel normally fine, only to realize that you were later invited to a party to get crossfaded or drunk.

I spend the morning before doing my homework for chemistry in college, but after I was invited to that party last night, I had to deal with killer headaches and needed pain reliever.

Morning Before by Ilisten2Metal June 6, 2014

morning marble 

The female equivalent of morning wood. When a woman wakes up horny and with an erect clitoris.

Friend 1: The GF woke me up today by straddling my face.

Friend 2: She must have had a bad case of morning marble

morning marble by alfalfa31 March 22, 2016

morning milk 

When you wake up and just have to nut on your girlfriends chest

I spilled my morning milk all over her chest

morning milk by Methusala June 18, 2018

Morning-toke

The first pot hit of the day.

Morning-tokes are always the best the best to kick of a weekend!

Morning-toke by Chronic17 March 7, 2018

morning growler 

The long loud fart that older guys have first thing in the morning

At first I thought a bear was in my parents room. It turned to be just dads morning growler.

morning growler by robo dad June 11, 2018

morning maple 

When you wake up in the morning drenched cum but don’t remember anything

Ya I woke up today with a morning maple

morning maple by shovel breaker May 27, 2019