morning selfie

when someone posts a selfie to any social media in the morning, but puts on makeup and takes a shower before doing so. they then take the selfie and say whatever hipster crap they use. idiots actually believe that they just woke up so they fap to it.

stupid girl on social media: just woke up no kidding!!!! #beautiful #fabulous #nexttopmodel
socially awkward teen: woah ur so pretty! #fap2it
smart person: bet you got a shower and put on makeup before doing that "morning selfie" you #stupidbitch

by 40percentchicken January 27, 2015

Morning Missile

the first poop of the day

Oh look, Brian is off to launch his morning missile. Mine's ready too launch to but I'll have to chill until his destruction is over.

by Crunchyness March 12, 2009

Morning Waterski

For the daring gay trio. Two of the men put their penises into the third mans mouth and then urinate simultaneously.

Corey and his 2 friends try to morning waterski every day.

by MasterBlaster6999 July 17, 2010

Morning Dew

In reference to a woman being wet in the morning; the equivalent to morning wood.

She was so aroused her panties were soaked with morning dew.

by Roxannestone September 5, 2016

Like a Sunday morning shit.

Defines a pronounced degree of pain. Commonly used as a statement of disapointment or loss.

"You mean you gave him a rusty trumpet and he gave you a strawberry shortcake?!?! That hurts like a sunday morning shit."

by Chaney P. October 21, 2005

You Know How It Is: The Usual Morning Rotation

1) A phrase used whenever you have nothing better to say or you just want someone's approval for no real reason. To have to work properly, one person must initiate the phrase as shown in the example.

Person 1: 'You know how it is:'
Person 2 (responds): 'The usual morning rotation'

by 323+ December 11, 2003

morning buzz

First nicotine buzz of the morning. Gives you a wicked head rush due to the nicotine content in your system being low after sleeping

"dude i just got the most intense morning buzz this morning i was wobbling like crazy"

by xboxsuckspsftw November 29, 2017