Definitions by xboxsuckspsftw

Freshies 

a fresh new pair of shoes

person a: “damn bro i fuck with the freshies where’d u cop?”

person b: “walmart”

Freshies by xboxsuckspsftw April 19, 2019

morning buzz 

First nicotine buzz of the morning. Gives you a wicked head rush due to the nicotine content in your system being low after sleeping

"dude i just got the most intense morning buzz this morning i was wobbling like crazy"

morning buzz by xboxsuckspsftw November 29, 2017

Toxic 

The music video by Britney Spears that gave every twelve year old their first boner.

Person 1: yo did you see toxic yet?
Person 2: yeah man Britney is so hot

Toxic by xboxsuckspsftw April 25, 2015

The dress that broke the internet 

A dress someone posted online that for some odd reason have people seeing it as white and gold, and some people seeing it as blue and black. It's blue and black and the company that made the dress even confirmed it.

Sally showed the dress that broke the internet to her dad and he said that it was white and gold.

The dress that broke the internet by xboxsuckspsftw February 27, 2015