scrotum mittens

When somebody stretches their excess scrotal skin around their fists to keep warm.

"Holy Shit! I can't feel my fingers, good thing I have fists and a ballsack! Thank god for scrotum mittens!

by Srotal Delight March 28, 2016

Duce mittens

When you can't find a bathroom and you don't want to ruin your pants. Sometimes you have to catch the poop.

We were outside for hours in that field! I had to make a pair of duce mittens. These are my favorite pants.

by Ducemittens69 October 3, 2016

Musky Mitten

The art of wiping sweat of your nuts then slapping a douche wagon in the face.

For best results: Have super sweaty nuts. Cup your hand to increase the ball sweat to hand ratio. Slap said douche wagon when their mouth is open.

That fuck stick really fucked us at practice. I'm gonna give him a musky mitten after he gets out the shower.

by Your Mother My Hoe March 25, 2017

Sloth Mitten

Next to camel toe as in the physical view of a woman's vagina in yoga pants showing protruding lower lips

Rasta John: "Who wouldn't want to slip into a sloth mitten."

by Rastajohn March 28, 2017

West Milton Ohio

The most terrible part of Ohio, as well as one of the leading Ohio cults most comparable to children of the corn, filled with crackheads and thots

Guy: yo dude can we stop by West Milton Ohio to pick up some pot?

Girl: if you want dirt sold to you, then yeah.

by ShisterSnatched August 8, 2018

jimmy Milton

Loves anal with ellie chester

Jimmy Milton is a horny bastard and uses girls for sex

by isuckdickforaliving December 23, 2018

Canadian mitten

When you stick your dick in a girls ass and your fist in her vagina at the same time then jerk yourself off from inside her.

Dude, I totally gave myself a Canadian mitten last night with that girl!

by YaYa#20 March 28, 2019