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mittens

My parent's gay cat
Here comes the cat!
by Shoujo Boi November 13, 2003
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Sexy-Mite Scroll

it can be used to describe a person, object, even a feeling. anything at all! the "sexy can be substituted for any number of other things to suit the situation.
hey you sexy-mite scroll! i like your shorts
or
Say you see a fat person walking down the road, you might say "omfg thats a bit of a fatty-mite scroll!"
by Sexy-Mite Scroll August 20, 2006
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sex mitten

A term of endearment for one's female sexual partner, derived from "sex kitten".
"Come here sex mitten! I want to grab your booty"

"a mitten I wear on my hands, a sex mitten I wear on my penis"
by shemmin December 5, 2009
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dick mittens

A girl that you would only have sex with for the purpose of keeping your dick warm. She is highly unattractive and if confronted by friends you will deny anything happened at all costs. She is so gross that you regret your decision during the act. Having sex with a dick mittens is highly regrettable and is the only category of girl that you never admit to under any circumstances.
"I would never do that chick man, she's a total dick mittens."
by fatpenguins52 May 12, 2009
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kitten mittens

when you get pissed off at a cat and make mittens out of it
bob:what are those mittens made out of
jon:bitch thease are kitten mittens everyone needs a pair
bob:barf
by mike gallo August 15, 2006
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Mileena

meh-lE-nuh (adj.) New (post-Covid) English. Derived from the appearance of the Mortal Kombat character of the same name. 1. A woman with a butterface, whereas a covid mask provides her appearance with a significant upgrade. A Mileena has an attractive figure, is well groomed, and has beautiful eyes. What she hides under that Covid mask is the exact opposite of what you hope to find there and in no way matches the rest of her appearance. (Huge nose, chin, jagged teeth or moustache for example) Contrary to the given name's Slavic origins meaning "pleasant", a Mileena in this context is anything but.
"Hey man, I think that gorgeous girl over there is checking me out."
"Oh, that girl? I saw her at the bar the other night, and she's the epitome of a Mileena. Her chin is distractingly huge but you can't tell with that mask on."
"Ah hell, figures. I always attract those that require the ol' paper bag treatment... I'm gonna go introduce myself."
by Burrbun July 19, 2021
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dong mitten

The lone finger of a glove that has been abandoned by the rest of its glove on a playground,it looks as if it could house a small penis.
Hey dude, look at that shit, its a dong mitten!

GG
by P33T-Lwnage February 20, 2004
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