Masticate my Mast

Eat my dick bitch!

Girl when u gonna masticate my mast

by Clitresort February 19, 2024

Masticate a phallus

The classy version of eat a dick

You sir may go masticate a phallus

by Samtionary May 10, 2024

mastication party

An alternative to a masturbation party in which, instead of engaging in a self-congratulatory circle jerk, the participants descend to the level of maliciously chewing each other out.

I went to a mastication party once, on mistake. They took a horrible byte out of me. Never again!

by bitchuck December 15, 2024

post mastication underwear migration

What happens when your boyfriend cooks you a meal so good your panties hit the floor

The spaghetti a la carbonara was of such high quality she could not be blamed for the post mastication underwear migration.

by chick wowchich wow March 24, 2017

yoko-ono-masticon

A collection of Yoko Ono's ethnic spells.

Dude, I only listened to a smidge of a yoko-ono-masticon, and I wanna creampie a Pacific Islander.

by eccojamsvol1 September 17, 2024

Mystic Megs

Something that gobbles up your Hard Drive space overnight!

The Mystic Megs have been at it again! I went to bed last night with 800 Megabytes free on my Hard Drive. I awoke today to find only 180 megs.

by Kenny Power September 16, 2006

Mesticulator

Usually a pencil, #2 of course, or a pen which is found underneath the couch, chair or radiator that is used to mesticulate the carbons of a mixed drink. The mesticulation of the carbons causes fizzation.

You see Danny... The fizzation... The mesticulator... The mesticulation... The carbons.

Science

by setz'monsterflex May 5, 2009