russ maltese

drunken sailor, russel crowe, to beat off in your pants,

"dude your as wasted as russ maltese"

"HEY, you wana fight!?" (in drunken british voice)

"i just russ maltesed in my pants"

by jesus September 9, 2003

martenitza

Martenitza is the act of ejaculating over a girl's face and breaking her nose with a knee after getting a blowjob from her.

Man, didn't Chris dump Christina well! That ho cheated on him and so he gave her a martenitza for good-bye!

by math fifty January 6, 2008

Marteen

genuine, loyal and everything in between. Will go to hell and back for "friends". A person to be kept around as long as you reciprocate the slightest bit of their time, energy, love...

Marteen has usually been there for me, he rarely gives me a reason to doubt him.

by yL March 14, 2017

mantelfetus

Definition: 1 (noun). He who excels at creating and implementing various forms of subterfuge in every day life, especially at a Poker game. 2 (noun). He who is inherently unlucky and always manages to fuck things up. Is also prone to being hit in the face by anything being thrown across a room in jest. 3 (adj). Any person displaying any qualities above. 4 (interjection). May be exclaimed in a deep yet excited whisper when something has gone well or some goal has been achieved through toil or luck.
Background: Invented spontaneously at 3AM during a poker game at the University of Maryland

Abrev: Fetus
Other Forms: Fecal, FecalMatter

Mantelfetus is the greatest guy alive.

Mantelfetus! - upon winning the lottery

by Dave Pohlson December 15, 2004

Mantelope

half man half antelope

person 1:"OMG did you hear about the new spiderman villian? the mantelope!!??"
person 2:"you have got to be kidding me -.-"

by huy would like to play November 16, 2007

malted milk balls

When a woman licks shitty nuts that just came getting fucked in her loose rectum(anus, prostate, butthole, poopipe, asshole)

Wow! Whoppers is the original malted milk balls!

by BACZKOWSKI May 28, 2003

manterrupting

Manterrupting is a huge issue that men don't understand, and can never understand. They use this as a way to discredit and bash feminists, though all women believe this is a real thing.

Manterrupting and masplaining go hand in hand, when a man believes, within himself, that he is right and should have to trample on others he will interrupt them.

Man: Well just deal with it, he's your president now!

Woman: I have to fear for my daughters, sisters-
Man: No you don't, you feminists disgust me, like you'll ever meet Trump.

Woman: thanks for manterrupting and mansplaining my life to me.

Man: ugh, feminists.

by ihadtomakethistouploadonething December 8, 2016