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MLIT

It is an acronym standing for "MyLifeIsTwilight" or "My Life Is Twilight". It is a website for the Twilight obsessed patterned after the popular FML ("Fuck My Life") website.

E.g.

"I go out of my way to be intentionally clumsy so that a gorgeous vegetarian vampire will pick up my books after I drop them or my keys out of a puddle. MLIT"

"Today, My mom was talking to me about marriage and I just screamed and said "I'm not getting married to anybody thats not Edward" and then she proceed to say that he doesn't exist and all I screamed was "Yes he does". MLIT"

"I was so upset about this 4chan stuff that I ran to my collection of twilight memorabilia and grabbed one of my books. I went to my bed to lay down and read it and it was the Breaking Dawn book and it opened right up to where Bella awakens as a vampire. It was a sign to persevere! MLIT"
My twitard friend now spends her life on MLIT. She thinks Edward Cullen is real.
by MageOfRoses December 1, 2009
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mlao

me laugh ass off

hey this is more text to make it send...
Your mom.
ahhahhaha funny.
mlao.
:o
I'm a n00b
by just some person July 9, 2005
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mlpnkobjivhucgyxftzdrseawq

When you are so fucking bored in class that you type the whole keyboard horizontally.
Ughhh im so bored mlpnkobjivhucgyxftzdrseawq
by Bestyassuocn June 8, 2018
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mln

A typed version of flipping someone the bird. Often used in chat rooms, irc channels, email, and instant messenger.
The 'm' represents the first two curled fingers, the 'l' represents the raised middle finger, and the 'n' represents the fourth curled finger.
stupidhead123: yo' mama
wittyretort77: mln
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mlfs

omg i totaly forgot! MLFS!
by joneskm June 14, 2011
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J.M.L.K.

A superhero/awesome guy. His existence revolves around being the coolest guy on the face of the planet. He's even had a song written about him and his sidekick Noshmetoo entitled "J.M.L.K. and Noshmetoo (Ate a Shoe)". He is currently dating Noshmetoo's sister, Nashmetoo.
"J.M.L.K. and Noshmetoo (Ate a Shoe)"
by JBreezyTheMan September 16, 2009
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MLK MILK Day

A special form of the famous Milk Olympics, held annually on Martin Luther King Jr. Day, honoring both the birth of the reverend doctor himself, as well as the love of milk shared by Falls Church and JEB Stuart kids alike.

Just like Milk Olympics, MLK MILK Day often ends in "carnage. ie: excessive vomiting and shitting."
1: Oh man I am so ready for MLK MILK Day.
2: I dunno man, I thought you said you had given milk up after the last time.
1: I know what I said, but this time I think its gonna be different.

later that evening...
1: ITS COMING OUT OF BOTH ENDS!11!!1!1
by Alex Rock January 20, 2009
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