Jose Exotico is the king of metherosexuals. He made two of his coworkers turn homosexual just by adding Methamphetamine to the mix.
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Get the metherosexual mug.by Yer mama April 23, 2004
Get the meterosexual mug.When an alleged "straight" man enjoys being feminine in a non-flamboyant way. A metrosexual would enjoy such festivities such as make-overs, putting on make up, getting his hair "done", putting on body spray scented with either cucumber melon, raspberry, mango or any other fruit-like smell, and constantly looking at themselves in the mirror. These men also tend to be bulimic because they are afraid of being fat and can be seen on any episode of American Idol, either as the host, judge (Simon Cowell), or as a contestant.
Ryan Seacrest is a metrosexual whore.
I'm sorry I savagely beat you, it was because your metrosexuality was showing.
Girrrrl I was at the salon and the most festive metrosexual did my hair, as a thank you gift I gave him a steamy bowl of mung.
I'm sorry I savagely beat you, it was because your metrosexuality was showing.
Girrrrl I was at the salon and the most festive metrosexual did my hair, as a thank you gift I gave him a steamy bowl of mung.
by ashface June 2, 2004
Get the metrosexuality mug.An urban male with a strong aesthetic sense who spends a great deal of time and money on his appearance and lifestyle.
At dinner the other night, my date listed the calorie count of the main entrees, raising an eyebrow at my chicken Alfredo selection after he had ordered a salad. I saw him check his reflection in the silver water pitcher three times. During dessert, he looked deeply into my eyes and told me he thought what we have together is very special. It was our third date.
It was then that I realized why my dating life has been as mysterious as the Bermuda Triangle since I arrived in Washington. This city, unlike any other place I've lived, is a haven for the metrosexual. A metrosexual, in case you didn't catch any of several newspaper articles about this developing phenomenon (or the recent "South Park" episode on Comedy Central), is a straight man who styles his hair using three different products (and actually calls them "products"), loves clothes and the very act of shopping for them, and describes himself as sensitive and romantic. In other words, he is a man who seems stereotypically gay except when it comes to sexual orientation.
It was then that I realized why my dating life has been as mysterious as the Bermuda Triangle since I arrived in Washington. This city, unlike any other place I've lived, is a haven for the metrosexual. A metrosexual, in case you didn't catch any of several newspaper articles about this developing phenomenon (or the recent "South Park" episode on Comedy Central), is a straight man who styles his hair using three different products (and actually calls them "products"), loves clothes and the very act of shopping for them, and describes himself as sensitive and romantic. In other words, he is a man who seems stereotypically gay except when it comes to sexual orientation.
by reader March 21, 2004
Get the metro sexual" mug.another example of American society's unwillingness, or perhaps inability, to embrace a diverse, pluralistic society by creating absurd definitions and labels that are based on irrational fears of sexuality, socially ingrained stereotypes, and in general, a thoughtless, mindless, unexperienced, rigged, and isolated American way of life.
contrary to conventional wisdom, personal hygiene, skin care, and a positive self image are not directly correlated with sucking penis...there are countless examples of this arcross the word. if you need specifics we imagine you lack substatial life experience.
by jem June 22, 2004
Get the metro sexual mug.A term used to describe those who major in petroleum engineering. They have the brain power of every NASA rocket scientist combined plus the ability to attract women like a Hollywood celebrity. They spend the days solving the problems of the world and the nights having parties that are legendary. In their spare time, they partake in horizontal drilling activities with those of the opposite sex and never disappoint since they have the ability to lay pipe day and night with their large erect derricks. When drilling, they never find a dry hole because they are able to hit every pay zone no matter how impossible the task may be. The stories of these great individuals are known by many, but experienced by few.
by Do Work Son April 8, 2008
Get the petrosexuals mug.Meterosexual (pronounced "Met-er-O sex-U-al") (short: Metero) is a colloquialism (popular modern slang) which means someone who dresses or is flamboyant in a manner that is stereotyped to homosexuals, but is in fact a heterosexual.
This may also be someone who is gay and flamboyant, but isn't open or doesn't consciously know. So when asked if they are gay they say "oh no, I'm Metero.", though, in reality, they are gay.
This may also be someone who is gay and flamboyant, but isn't open or doesn't consciously know. So when asked if they are gay they say "oh no, I'm Metero.", though, in reality, they are gay.
"I know he seems gay, but he's really a Meterosexual."
"He thought he was just a Meterosexual, until he met Hank and realized he was actually homosexual after all."
"He thought he was just a Meterosexual, until he met Hank and realized he was actually homosexual after all."
by RockstarRaccoon October 19, 2008
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