Matthew Borg

The best at everything. Better known as Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris can count to negative infinity." Do you mean, "Matthew Borg can count to negative infinity?

by The_professor_ June 27, 2010

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Matthew Effect

The Matthew Effect is a series of academically questionable actions preformed by a student in order to achieve a letter grade of a B or higher in his/her classes. Examples include, but are not limited to: Purposefully submitting corrupted files for grading, completing assignments weeks after the assigned due date, and outright forgetting the assignment in question even existed.

Friend 1: Hey, what grade did you get on the Chapter 23 notes?
Friend 2: I got an A, but I never turned them in.
Friend 1: How?
Friend 2: The Matthew Effect.

by Renark251 May 13, 2020

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Auston Matthews

The man who saved the great Maple Leaf from inevitable extinction.

That Auston Matthews kid is something else, eh?

by MacDaddyy April 17, 2017

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Matthew Johnson

Matthew Johnson's are the most sexiest men on earth and women latch onto them like wild animals. When confronted by a Matthew Johnson, women mostly ogle, bow down in awe or simply tackle them right then and there and rip all of their clothes off. Matthew Johnson's are also quite intelligent and are experts at video games. They really know how to impress the ladies and usually can stop a crowd just by smiling. Men usually fall for Matthew Johnson's too... Even straight ones. :O Matthew Johnson's do have problems with believing they are always sick though, so it takes work to own a Matthew Johnson. At the end of the day though, a Matthew Johnson is great to have. They are entertaining, smart and are great at acrobatics and gymnastics. So they can do great sex positions.

Girl one "Did you see that?"

Girl two "Yep, that was a Matthew Johnson. Tackle him, yes?"

Girl one "Oh yeah." >;D

by SavvyGoesRawr August 29, 2010

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